One Sentence Sermons

ONE SENTENCE SERMONS




Be Fishers of Men....

You catch 'em, He'll clean 'em.



A family altar can alter a family.



A lot of kneeling will keep you

in good standing.



Don't put a question mark

where God put a period.



Don't wait for six strong men

to take you to church.



Exercise daily.

Walk with the Lord!



Forbidden fruits create many jams.



Give God what's right,

not what's left!



Give Satan an inch

and he'll be a ruler.



God doesn't call the qualified;

He qualifies the called.



God grades on the cross,

not a curve.



God loves everyone, but probably prefers

"fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts."



God promises a safe landing,

not a calm passage.



Having truth decay?

Brush up on your Bible!



He who angers you,

controls you!



He who is good at making excuses

is seldom good for anything else.



He who kneels before God

can stand before anyone!



Kindness is difficult to give away

because it keeps coming back.



Most people want to serve God,

but only in an advisory capacity.



Never give the devil a ride!

He will always want to drive!



Nothing ruins the truth

like stretching it.



Plan ahead. It wasn't raining

when Noah built the ark.



"Pray" is a four letter word

that you can say anywhere.



Prayer - Don't give God instructions -

just report for duty!



The Will of God will never take you

to where the Grace of God will not protect you.



This Church is

"Prayer Conditioned!"



To be almost saved

is to be totally lost.



WARNING: Exposure to the Son

may prevent burning!



Watch your step carefully!

Everyone else does!



We don't change the message;

the message changes us.



We set the sail;

God makes the wind.



We're too blessed

to be depressed.





Wisdom has two parts:

1) Having a lot to say.

2) Not saying it.



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~ Author unknown ~